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''FAILED IN THE ASSEMBLY on 19 April 2023 with 8 Aye, 15 Nay, and 4 Abstain.'' |
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In order to protect the sanity of most citizens, bee puns must be outlawed. |
In order to protect the sanity of most citizens, bee puns must be outlawed. |
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Latest revision as of 13:09, 20 April 2023
- To protect the citizens of Kodiak from these unnecessary and painful puns which often are a major buzzkill and a stinger straight to the heart of any conversation
FAILED IN THE ASSEMBLY on 19 April 2023 with 8 Aye, 15 Nay, and 4 Abstain.
In order to protect the sanity of most citizens, bee puns must be outlawed.
Article One: Bee Puns
- 1.1 - A bee pun is defined as a play on words that substitutes the correct spelling or pronunciation with the word "bee." Examples include, but are not limited to, "Bee happy," "Let the dissenters bee," and "unbeeleaveable."
- 1.2 - Any person found using a bee pun will be given a fine of 100 florins for the first offense, 1000 florins for the second offense, and 3 months of jail time for any further offenses.
- 1.3 - Any newspaper, TV station, tweeter account, or any other media that use bee puns is subject to the dissolution of the media station.
- 1.4 - The above sections do not apply to any legislature or official General Assembly debates about said legislature.
Written and Proposed by Mivod Hlaja, MGA, KWP.
