Talk:Protection from Bee Puns Act

Protection from Bee Puns Act Klaus Mikaelson OP — 04/10/2023 9:13 AM Tabled by Mivod Hlaja, MGA, KWP

Protection from Bee Puns Act A Resolution to protect the citizens of Kodiak from these unnecessary and painful puns which often are a major buzzkill and a stinger straight to the heart of any conversation

https://kodiak.wiki/wiki/Protection_from_Bee_Puns_Act Proposed by Mivod Hlaja, MGA, KWP Voting is presently set for 24 April 2023 The Kodiak Republic Wiki Protection from Bee Puns Act To protect the citizens of Kodiak from these unnecessary and painful puns which often are a major buzzkill and a stinger straight to the heart of any conversation ACTIONED on ## MONTH YEAR with ## Aye, ## Nay, and ## Abstain. In order to protect the sanity of most citizens, bee puns must be outlawed. Klaus Mikaelson OP — 04/10/2023 9:13 AM @Assembly Member Here it is, the one you've all been waiting for. Debate is opened! Erich Crysler -- Alsozar [UKN] — 04/10/2023 9:17 AM This is Fascism! It is my right as a green blooded Kodiaker to make terrible bee puns! Isabella Esposito (KWP) — 04/10/2023 9:18 AM It is unbeelievable and an utter outrage that such a discriminating, hateful beel could ever bee allowed to go on the floor. I voice my distaste for such a disgusting beel and urge fellow members to vote against this von Zeppelin [CKA] — 04/10/2023 9:21 AM I invite the honorable audience to laugh. And then reject the bill, if it can be called such. Jonn Stevens (DPPK) — 04/10/2023 9:31 AM THIS IS UN BEE LIEVABLE THIS BILL IS A PAIN IN MY BEE HIND this is the worst bill ever this is horrible discrimination against the bee pun community Isabella Esposito (KWP) — 04/10/2023 9:32 AM BEE PUNS FOREVER Jonn Stevens (DPPK) — 04/10/2023 9:32 AM BEE PUNS FOREVER Charlotte Groves (Juliette) — 04/10/2023 9:35 AM I cannot beelieve this. This hive mind of ours should be beeside itself on how preposterous this proposal is. The believers of freedom should be swarming with anger, taking flight in uprising in protest. Do not fall for these honeyed words, first your bee puns, next your melons.

Disclaimer: and I don't even like puns! Kanazawa Sakoto (Sabutaka) — 04/10/2023 9:36 AM i formally request the honorable person who made this to please elaborate on why you don't like bee puns, bee have yourself around them instead Eðward Staples 🐝 (Mengtian) — 04/10/2023 9:37 AM This bill has certainly caused quite a buzz. von Zeppelin [CKA] — 04/10/2023 9:39 AM I wonder if this bill is a deliberate move or an anecdote? Jonn Stevens (DPPK) — 04/10/2023 9:40 AM All we truly know is this is some kind of anti bee fascism Charlotte Groves (Juliette) — 04/10/2023 9:43 AM The press is buzzing about, hovernig outside these chambers as we speak. We can't condone this anti-bee propaganda. Aaron Tonnesen - New Asden — 04/10/2023 9:52 AM This bill has caused a buzz across the floor. This is a blatant mockery of free speech! I urge all pollen-ticians to vote against this bill. Antonin Artaud — 04/10/2023 9:59 AM PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TO CRINGE OTHERS TO DEATH, STAND FOR THE BEES COMRADES Mivod Hlaja [NUP] — 04/10/2023 10:12 AM According to the Bureau of Non Biased Statistics, bee puns have causes half a million Kodiakers to be admitted to mental hospitals, and another 250,000 to head to the ER. Bee puns are a danger to the public health and must be outlawed. Charlotte Groves (Juliette) — 04/10/2023 10:26 AM According to research by Dr Definitely Not Bees in a Trenchcoat, bee puns increase happiness by 200%! Mivod Hlaja [NUP] — 04/10/2023 10:26 AM Which I should note is not peer reviewed research. Charlotte Groves (Juliette) — 04/10/2023 10:28 AM It was peer reviewed and accepted in the International Journal for Happiness. Antonin Artaud — 04/10/2023 10:32 AM According to me, bee puns can sometimes cause death by cringe. Definitely not worth a ban tho Braughn F. G. Kryos — 04/10/2023 10:35 AM Unbeelievable! Such outright anti-bee propaganda should sting be the consciousness of all my fellow Ko-bee-akers and pollen-tictians. Mindless drones… Mivod Hlaja [NUP] — 04/10/2023 10:39 AM I would like to reiterate that this bill is not anti-bee, it is actually pro-bee. Bee puns are annoying and hurtful to the culture of bees, and should be outlawed. John Edwards [KWP] — 04/10/2023 10:57 AM Young university bees who have to pollen all nighter just to complete their assignments often rely on bee puns to get them through the stressful times. Wing rash is no joking matter. Braughn F. G. Kryos — 04/10/2023 11:27 AM Taking away the sweet honey of bee puns from the bee-draggled population of apians shows a complete lack of bee-nevolent consideration. To oppose bee puns, the opposition must have really combed through the list of ideas. Scrapping the bottom of the hive, are we? Droning on and on and on without doing any real work! Nelson Singh (Equitar) (CKA) — 04/10/2023 3:15 PM I cannot beelieve the Assembly thought bee puns were of such high importance that it was necessary to make Legislation for it. It stings me truly. Arp | Yarumab-Corriopankt — 04/10/2023 6:18 PM This is an appalling waste of time. There are other, much more important issues to be discussing. Alfonso Sadurin (DPPK) — 04/10/2023 7:59 PM This is an unbelievable abridgement of free speech. Klaus Mikaelson OP — 04/10/2023 9:38 PM I doubt that Arp | Yarumab-Corriopankt — 04/11/2023 10:05 PM We're deciding whether jokes are good or bad? I honestly don't see why this is of such importance that we actually debate making a law about it, but I am open to explanations, so please explain to me. Aaron Tonnesen - New Asden — 04/11/2023 10:08 PM A real debate that this bill limits free speech and enacts bee rights violations across the board ✊🐝 Mivod Hlaja [NUP] — 04/11/2023 11:15 PM OOC (It was funnier when @Isabella Esposito (KWP) was regularly making bad bee puns.) Aaron Tonnesen - New Asden — 04/12/2023 9:14 PM Since there isn’t real debate, could I motion an early vote for April 16? Braughn F. G. Kryos — 04/12/2023 9:16 PM I second the motion W Magnus Ward (NUP) — 04/12/2023 9:17 PM The bees are not happy Braughn F. G. Kryos — 04/12/2023 9:17 PM The faster it goes to vote, the faster we can veto it W Magnus Ward (NUP) — 04/12/2023 9:18 PM (OOC I'm voting in favour because I want to figure out what happens when we have to charge someone with breaking the law) Luik Oule [KWP] — 04/12/2023 9:25 PM The bees are not happy... Mivod Hlaja [NUP] — 04/12/2023 9:27 PM (OOC I'll give you a photo of my cat if you vote in favour) Isabella Esposito (KWP) — 04/13/2023 1:36 AM (OOC I'll give everyone kitten, puppy and gecko pictures plus lore of my three Minecraft pet bees if this bill doesn't pass (Don't y'all want to meet Bethany, Bella and Beatrix Braughn F. G. Kryos — 04/13/2023 6:51 AM (You mean Beethany, Beella, and Beeatrix?) Isabella Esposito (KWP) — 04/13/2023 6:56 AM (that was the intention, but then autocorrect stepped in and I decided it was probably for good reason lol (kind of regret it but I don't have the name tags to spare lol, so many pets to name Klaus Mikaelson OP — 04/13/2023 8:23 AM The motion is noted, unless there are objections, voting shall begin on April 16 Klaus Mikaelson pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages . — 04/13/2023 8:23 AM Klaus Mikaelson pinned a message to this channel. See all pinned messages . — 04/13/2023 9:18 AM Klaus Mikaelson OP — 04/15/2023 11:16 PM Just a reminder, voting on this proposal will be opened tomorrow EasyPoll BOT — 04/16/2023 11:43 AM Question Do you approve of the Protection from Bee Puns Act?
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Allowed roles: @Assembly Member Poll ID: 2e1ccbb3 Klaus Mikaelson OP — 04/16/2023 11:43 AM @Assembly Member voting is now opened le transanator 🌻 — 04/16/2023 11:44 AM ping Luke Rodriguuez — 04/16/2023 12:01 PM Nay gang on top Danzig — 04/16/2023 2:48 PM AND AS ALWAYS I shall stand neutral. #abstaingang Braughn F. G. Kryos — 04/16/2023 3:39 PM The single worst possible voting decision Danzig — 04/17/2023 2:29 AM That's what she said! Klaus Mikaelson OP — Yesterday at 11:49 AM I am sorry to say that this bill has failed in the Assembly, with 8 votes in favor, 15 against and 4 abstentions.